Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 04, 2023

Okay, someone has to leave!!

It’s pretty bad when a head-in-a-jar and a hopeless, friendless, boring ghost don’t want you around, Gary.

“Two’s company, three’s a -,” well you know the rest Gary.

Sensory sensitivity.

Gary always ends up being the third wheel, and he has the spare tire to prove it.

Gasp! Of all the nerve….

We Garys are gregarious guys

Isn’t it kind of rude to say you’re there because you have nothing else to do. The rejection is deserved!

You are just gonna let Gary hang all by himself?…

Gary is the Rodney Dangerfield of vampires. He can’t get no respect. Too bad he is not as funny. I mean, funny looking, yes, but other than that…

At least Owen is honest! :)

Poor Gary.

Wow. This is really sad. Gary can’t even hang with the nerdy guys, never mind any A-listers….