Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 08, 2015
September 07, 2015
September 09, 2015
Transcript:
Alien: Clerence, I seen Jeff and your sister pressing lungports down in the playpit. Clarence: Jeff! I thought you were my friend! Jeff: A beautiful pair of lungports trumps friendship, Clarence. Clarence: Well this weekend? When you're off camping with your dad? I'm gonna ork your mom's flange grove with my rear sensory integument. Jeff: No. Clarence: Your mom loves the integument, Jeff, she LOVES it.
Eric Salinas Premium Member over 9 years ago
huh?
Funny_Ha_Ha over 9 years ago
Meatspace, the final frontier
Alan Carpenter Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bit kinky taking the integument in the flange groove, ain’t it? What happened to good old carapace to carapace frottage, missionary-style?
jon creator over 9 years ago
today’s alt text: “she loves it in and/or beneath the sex lobe”
loner34 over 9 years ago
Sick
emptc12 over 9 years ago
Hot, wet, and slimy slug love? How does a slug in female mode resist the advances of slug in male mode? Salt spray?
LizardPriest over 9 years ago
In case you ever wondered what aliens think of our porn.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I heard her lungports are artificially expanded.
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yeah!! The integument!! er, uh, what?
Moley over 9 years ago
trans -lateral? sounds like fun.