Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 17, 2009

A mother’s wisdom….can’t beat it!

You’ll have a lot more money if your rich.

Now we know where he got the brains.

Notice the car outside in the second panel. I think he’s going to wallow in his own beer for however long it takes and then attempt to drive himself home. I don’t need a crystal ball to predict a DUI in his future - assuming he doesn’t wreck and kill himself first. And just what does mother’s wisdom have to say about that?

Mother forgot to tell you about picking up redheads Perfesser.

That car doesn’t look like a Desoto so it can’t be his!

My mom’s words also.

jrbj That’s not his car. His is the pink De Soto that spends more time in the repair shop than on the road.

My Ma always said, “You gotta start young if you’re gonna stick it out”.

What’s wrong with redheads?????

Money isn’t everything, but it’s way ahead of whatever is in first place.

My Mom’s best informational moment, when I was young and curious, was to tell me…re: the birds and the bees….that the “stork” didn’t bring me… I was “pooped on a fencepost” Lord, I miss her sense of humor!

Red heads and bars will make sure that ‘poor’ is the correct answer.

What have you got to loose? Go for it professor.

“I’d rather be rich and healthy than poor and sick!”

I skip the bar, take the redhead home with me and drink my own booze which is cheaper than bar booze.