Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 01, 2009

Of course…you’ll get double senior discounts just for wanting to come back for a second go-round.

Yes, and a lot more beside.

And more taxes, too!

First of all, I’d never ask advice from a priest that only drank Shirley Temples. Second, why would anyone in their right mind want to come back? When it’s my turn, I’m packing my bags, heading out and never looking back. And if Heavenly Airlines thinks they’re charging me $100 for the extra bags they’ve got another thing coming.

Um- Padre has a dark beer (or maybe Irish coffee?), and that’s not him with the Shirley Temple.

Don’t bother to pack, you’ll be traveling light, very light. In fact, it’s ‘come as you are’.

You come back until you get it right.

What the heck, every day above ground is a good one.

Of course you still get your senior discount, they carry over!

I always preferred to look at the green side of the sod–rather than up at the roots.

Gee, Susan001, “the other place” really isn’t accepted universally and is, in the end, only one opinion among many. I don’t happen to accept that opinion myself.

Good for you Susan001. I Flagged him and I hope you did too. These posts are meant for comments and not Spam. We can disagree on a lot of things, but what we all agree on is that we don’t need Spam.

Spam on rye toast with onions and mustard is actually tasty.

I suggest Senior Discounts during 8-5 M-F, and a 40% surcharge for seniors shopping on weekends and week day evenings.

D.S. - must have been flagged and pulled off with The Hook.

Spam is often found in Hawaii and Pacific Islands, as a major ingredient in - are you ready? - sushi! Holdever from WWII.

That and Portuguese sausage.