Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 04, 2009

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    Does he look like he exercises kid?

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    ben_david  about 15 years ago

    Ah, a bird after my own heart.

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    pouncingtiger  about 15 years ago

    Maybe he can exOrcise his weight off.

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    To exercise is an exercise in futility.

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    kershawfamily  about 15 years ago

    you said it, Ben

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    BigChiefDesoto  about 15 years ago

    As Chauncey M. Depew said, “I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise”.

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    BillTidler  about 15 years ago

    Or “I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.” ~ Mark Twain

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    jrbj  about 15 years ago

    It would seem that exercising is a lot like going to church in that you have to be quilted into doing both of them. And, if you go to Mass, you get sufficient exercise with all the standing up, sitting down, kneeling, standing up again and the obligatory genuflecting from time to time.

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    AddADadaAdDad  about 15 years ago

    I’d hate to meet that seamstress…

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    ninmas  about 15 years ago

    why do all comic characters not excercise?

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    And it certainly shows, Cosmo.

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    alan.gurka  about 15 years ago

    I get my exercise jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle. Besides, comic characters don’t need to exercise. Look at Jessica Rabbit–she just has to be “drawn that way.”

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    jpozenel  about 15 years ago

    My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~Phyllis Diller

    I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain

    I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I’m damned if I’m going to use up mine running up and down a street. ~Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite

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    yyyguy  about 15 years ago

    i walk fairly regularly. those little white balls ain’t gonna hit themselves into the hole.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Eat Right. Exercise. Die Anyway.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    but not for long

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Any one of us could get hit by a truck tomorrow. I’d rather spend a short life doing things I enjoy than a long one doing things I hate.

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    GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago

    I enjoy brisk walks. I hate jogging. You just have to find something you like and do it. Like golf, tennis, squash…

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    treBsdrawkcaB  about 15 years ago

    ALGURKA - There’s also: “Throwing your weight around” “Jogging your memory” “Fighting a cold” “Wrestling with a decision” “Flying through your day” and “Running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off”.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  about 15 years ago

    “flapping your gums” “Pushing your opinion” “Pulling for your team to win” “Barking up the wrong tree” “Squeezing an answer out of you” “Lifting yourself out by your own bootstraps”

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 15 years ago

    “You and I have a tendency towards corpulence. Corpulence makes a man reasonable, pleasant and phlegmatic. Have you noticed the nastiest of tyrants are invariably thin?”

    – Sempronius Gracchus (Charles Laughton) to Lentulus Batiatus (Peter Ustinov) - SPARTACUS

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    “Jumping to conclusions”

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