Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 25, 2010

I love the Shoe strip–Don’t grasp why not more popular. It has a unique brand of satire.

Cosmo’s a typical couch potato. A remote in one hand and a beer in the other one.

Would shipping and handling be extra?

But wait! There’s more?

It slices, it dices, by it now!!!!

That’s clever, but I still wouldn’t buy.

And If you call in the next 15 min……

How about a gadget that slices and dices pitchmen. I’d buy that one.

I like the new law that says commercials have to be the same volumn as the program they are in the middle of….

hope it passes

This is the last time this astounding offer will be made!

Laying on a guilt trip, are they?

If you order now you will get not one, but two for this amazing low price (shipping and handling extra). Not sold in stores, this offer is only for insomniacs viewing now.

PearlandPeach,

I once saw a hearing aid commercial where they lowered the volume. True story.

Only $ 19.95

Or wait 2 or 3 years and pick it up at the dollar store.

You can also purchase “as seen on TV” items at Target, CVS Pharmacies and Kohls. But you don’t get the second one free for just shipping and handling.

only $19.95 plus $23.99 S&H.

what do you mean Susan? Billy Mays lives on! Those infomercials are TIMELESS! ;)