Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 30, 2010

There’s only one thing to say at a moment like this…..OOPS!

He must of forgot to bring his glasses or he’s as drunk as a skunk.

how about, “That explains it.” for a response?

And he’s back for seconds.

Correct response, “That explains why I left.”

What a memory.

Hello again dear. >BOP<

Llewellenbruce, when is ‘Shoe’ not drunk as a skunk when he is in a bar? I have another question: Doesn’t ‘Shoe’ get tired of smoking that same ole’ cigar?

Shoe’s line won’t work under the circumstances.

redheads are additicive..

Correct, OOPS is the only thing that will cover it. now, get the heck out of there.

I think that’s the moment when the first thing you think is “Run” and run is the second thing you do.

IndyMan: When I first went in to the Navy I was assigned to a Chief Bosun’s Mate who perpetually carried the stub of an unlit cigar between his front teeth. He was a darned good Chief, but you didn’t ever want to get on his bad side.

But which husband number was he?

Obvious Man says: The marriage didn’t work out because he didn’t pay attention to her.

Is this the first of Shoe’s ex-wives we’ve actually seen? Not bad…

Maybe SHE’S a serial marrier as well, and she’s scouting out HUSBAND number 4…

Unless it’s a lesbian bar, women who go into bars alone can pretty much EXPECT to be hit on by men. (I’m not saying that’s good or fair or that men’s attentions are necessarily welcome, but that’s what happens…)

As long as it’s an ex who cares what he says?

Milton Berle married a woman, divorced her, and then remarried her. Asked why he married the woman a second time, he replied, “Because she reminded me of my FIRST wife!”

Beer goggles.