Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 28, 2010

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Proves that you’re no dummy.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Works for me.

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    yyyguy  almost 15 years ago

    how appropriate!

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    It will work as long as you don’t read it.

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    wetidlerjr  almost 15 years ago

    Book him, Dano !

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    Joeboyzzq  almost 15 years ago

    Thats a surprisingly thin book for its title

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    poppy1313  almost 15 years ago

    I had a davenport with a broken rear leg the I used 3 encyclopedias volumes to hold up. Best use I got out of the set :0)

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    parethed  almost 15 years ago

    Put that in your Funk & Wagnall’s…

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 15 years ago

    Surf the Webster.

    Not a web slinger.

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    ArtyG  almost 15 years ago

    My Encyclopedia Brittanica is a DVD, too thin to do any good.

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    ronaldmundy  almost 15 years ago

    joe, what makes you think it’s not a deluxe edition?

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    Silentknight7  almost 15 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

    oh its a pun, but it’s a great pun.

    I never understood how the dummy’s books survive, I ashamed to own one.

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    I’d of finished War and Peace years ago but I can’t afford a new coffee table. I guess the wobbly stove is her excuse for the cookbooks. Gotta fix that stove.

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    Joeboyzzq, maybe it’s volume one.

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    i have Chess for Dummies…..it works, it is taking longer to lose to my pc.

    “An Incomplete Education” is literacy for dummies, have the original and the revised edition.

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    Bany39  almost 15 years ago

    What no duct tape??

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    RadioTom  almost 15 years ago

    Never needs recharging…. Works anywhere… Line from some story or other… anyone who burns or defaces a book should be shot.

    Kibble may come and Rocket Reader may go, but bound books are forever (just check your local landfill and see how many copies of the 1960’s phone books are still intact..)

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Books also have a satisfying “object-ness” that is intertwined with their content. With digital readers, the gadget itself is an object, but the content is just data.

    In my lifetime I expect to see mass-market printing to become the exception in publishing rather than the rule, but I’m hoping there’ll remain a healthy (even rejuvenated?) market for high-quality editions of serious or classic works. Hand-tooled leather covers, stitched (as opposed to glued) bindings, quality paper, fine-art illustrations…

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I Luv books, good to read and so many other things. But yes who wants a set of encyclopedias that are out of date in a few years (or less). Library or online.

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    pbarnrob  almost 15 years ago

    Well, you could, but it prob’ly wouldn’t work afterward!

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Good thinking Uncle Cosmos!

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    wrmswt  almost 15 years ago

    Mark Twain; Thin book to level the table Leatherbound to strop a razor Heavy book to throw at the cat

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