“All the news that we forgot to tell”
Just like the great one of NASA….the 13th.
that’s why the papers in the john.
As “Dry Bones” (cartoon panel in the Jerusalem Post) once put in the mouth of the New York Times, “All the news that fits, we print.”
Once worked for a small TV station; we called the newspaper the “Daily Morning Wipe.”
And we get TV news instead? Come on, that’s the stuff they scrape off the paper at the bottom of the cage.
Besides, as on who used to work for a little Daily, they sell advertising. The news is incidental, but at least they don’t make the incidents up.
Fish - you forgot about “and all the opinions we’re trying to get you to hold by stuffing them down your throat”.
They constantly regurgitate pre-digested conclusions by The Agenda that owns them.
Isn’t it amazing that there’s just enough news to exactly fit the newspaper every day?
“We don’t know nuttin’, but we print it.”
All the news that fits, we print.
The size of a newspaper is largely decided by the amount of advertising it has: more ads mean more pages with more news holes to fill. In case you were wondering, a newspaper is an advertising delivery device.
Rick McKee
Yukoner over 14 years ago
“All the news that we forgot to tell”
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Just like the great one of NASA….the 13th.
ronaldmundy over 14 years ago
that’s why the papers in the john.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
As “Dry Bones” (cartoon panel in the Jerusalem Post) once put in the mouth of the New York Times, “All the news that fits, we print.”
travburg1 over 14 years ago
Once worked for a small TV station; we called the newspaper the “Daily Morning Wipe.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
And we get TV news instead? Come on, that’s the stuff they scrape off the paper at the bottom of the cage.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Besides, as on who used to work for a little Daily, they sell advertising. The news is incidental, but at least they don’t make the incidents up.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
Fish - you forgot about “and all the opinions we’re trying to get you to hold by stuffing them down your throat”.
They constantly regurgitate pre-digested conclusions by The Agenda that owns them.
KEA over 14 years ago
Isn’t it amazing that there’s just enough news to exactly fit the newspaper every day?
BigGreenBooger over 14 years ago
“We don’t know nuttin’, but we print it.”
runar over 14 years ago
All the news that fits, we print.
ArtyG over 14 years ago
The size of a newspaper is largely decided by the amount of advertising it has: more ads mean more pages with more news holes to fill. In case you were wondering, a newspaper is an advertising delivery device.