Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 01, 2010

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    Skyler needs to have a look at today’s “B.C.”

    Don’t worry about the History mark. There’s no future in it.

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    dataweaver  about 14 years ago

    Yes, Napoleon went down in history. It happened at Waterloo.

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    poppy1313  about 14 years ago

    Was Skyler a little short in Long Division?

    Or did his battery’s go dead in his calculator?

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    wascherer  about 14 years ago

    Napoleon had a funny hat like Skyler too

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Well maybe you can grow up to be a comedian.

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    waynl  about 14 years ago

    Scrap the math and history, Skyler. Simply walk around with your hand tucked inside your coat and look important. The people you meet will believe whatever you say and do the things you ask of them.

    Wait a minute… that sounds like 90% of politicians…

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Did you ever see a rich history major?

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member about 14 years ago

    LOL FishStix!!

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    halfabug  about 14 years ago

    they still have summer school. i wonder how much that costs.

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    gofinsc  about 14 years ago

    It costs you the whole summer.

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    benbrilling  about 14 years ago

    @wascherer: But Napoleon didn’t wear his funny hat backwards.

    Incidentally it is a myth that Napoleon was short. He was of average height for that time.

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    benbrilling  about 14 years ago

    And now, here’s a Napoleon joke:

    “Josephine!… Where’s my other glove?”

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    waynl  about 14 years ago

    How do you know if a politician is lying??

    Their lips are moving!

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    benbrilling said, about 5 hours ago

    @wascherer: But Napoleon didn’t wear his funny hat backwards.

    You’re right benbrilling, he wore it sideways!

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    tcambeul  about 14 years ago

    What idiot started wearing caps backwards?

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    joe-b-cool  about 14 years ago

    I don’t think there is any one “idiot” that started it. I am 58 years old, and I remember kids when I was young wearing ballcaps backwards. Catchers (before they all started wearing helmets) wore their caps backwards when they were behind the plate with their masks on. What looks goofy to me is when they wear caps sideways, but different strokes, people are always trying to be different.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 14 years ago

    If you don’t know your history, the politicians will sucker you into repeating the same mistakes. By the way, Bankers should be taught ‘History of Banking’. Then they will realize they will be caught every 25 years or so as they destroy the credit rating and savings of lots of regular people.

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    hossblacksilver  about 14 years ago

    I wish the Professor would start sending Skyler off to Marine Corps boot camp like he used to.

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    ses1066  about 14 years ago

    Regarding ‘Honest’ politicians - only after they are dead and buried! Regarding Skyler - Careful that you don’t make history by repeating history, over and over and over …

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