The Scot’s revenge upon the English has become the world’s curse. When even the Saudis waste water on a desert golf course, you have to wonder why it isn’t in the Physician’s Reference under compulsive disorders.
^^ Scots invented golf, then Scotch, for the above reasons;
(Prairie Home Companion had a golf skit this weekend; Rupert Murdoch’s latest trophy wife put a hearing-aid transmitter on him, used a homing ball to bop him into relatively benignity. One could hope.)
^If the Hon. B.D. Belfry didn’t win, we’d have to introduce another sleazy character to replace him.
where else can you go out in public swing at a ball then when you miss cuss loudly then do it again miss cuss then hit it into the water drop a ball hit it into the woods drop a ball hit it 40 yards hit it again 40 yards get onthe green then putt to hard then to soft then tosoft again and angain then finally kock it in do this for 4 to 5 hours and pay 25 60 dollars to do it
Yukoner about 14 years ago
He must be a throwback to the 70’s
ses1066 about 14 years ago
The Scot’s revenge upon the English has become the world’s curse. When even the Saudis waste water on a desert golf course, you have to wonder why it isn’t in the Physician’s Reference under compulsive disorders.
Sandfan about 14 years ago
It’s called golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
wicky about 14 years ago
The Scotch invented golf…….which is probably why they inventec scotch.
CogentModality about 14 years ago
Yeah! Scotchland is a nice country. ???
aerwalt about 14 years ago
Golf: A nice walk…spoiled.
Dkram about 14 years ago
If I golfed,I deffenatly would want to keep it around 70.
The temp., not the game.
Did Batson D. Bellfry win his election? Don’t see him anymore.
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pbarnrob about 14 years ago
^^ Scots invented golf, then Scotch, for the above reasons;
(Prairie Home Companion had a golf skit this weekend; Rupert Murdoch’s latest trophy wife put a hearing-aid transmitter on him, used a homing ball to bop him into relatively benignity. One could hope.)
^If the Hon. B.D. Belfry didn’t win, we’d have to introduce another sleazy character to replace him.
gofinsc about 14 years ago
I tell everybody my golf handicap is 2: woods and irons.
In SC the joke is told in the mid 80’s.
steelerman66 about 14 years ago
where else can you go out in public swing at a ball then when you miss cuss loudly then do it again miss cuss then hit it into the water drop a ball hit it into the woods drop a ball hit it 40 yards hit it again 40 yards get onthe green then putt to hard then to soft then tosoft again and angain then finally kock it in do this for 4 to 5 hours and pay 25 60 dollars to do it