Would ZooDoo’s would-be insurer sell a policy to Rasputin’s reincarnation? He had lots of preexisting conditions, but he tended to recover from most of them.
I can see where reincarnation could really mess up insurance claims, especially if they don’t cover “acts of God”. I guess they could classify death as an act of God. (hope that didn’t sound sacriligious – it wasn’t meant to be).
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
Time to look for a new insurance companyI’d say.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
It’s a pyramid scheme.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 13 years ago
Would ZooDoo’s would-be insurer sell a policy to Rasputin’s reincarnation? He had lots of preexisting conditions, but he tended to recover from most of them.
finkd about 13 years ago
Nah, that was the name of the university she attended back then.
gjsjr41 about 13 years ago
Wait a minute, my ex-girlfriend claimed she was Cleopatra.
alan.gurka about 13 years ago
Snakebite?
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
Never buy a policy from Caesar? (Look how much good his did HIM!)
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Ceasar asp.
Elderflower about 13 years ago
I can see where reincarnation could really mess up insurance claims, especially if they don’t cover “acts of God”. I guess they could classify death as an act of God. (hope that didn’t sound sacriligious – it wasn’t meant to be).
kathrynismerry about 13 years ago
too funny!