Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 27, 2011

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    Don’t put on the glasses.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Been there, done that, dribbled on the t-shirt !

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    boldyuma  about 13 years ago

    That reminds me..I need to go buy some Windex

    for my mirrors on the ceiling.

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    whitecarabao  about 13 years ago

    I can sympathize with Cosmo.When I lie on one side, my shoulder hurts. When I lie on the other side, my sciatica flares lup. When I lie on my back, I snore and wake up my wife. Fortunately, the ceiling doesn’t need painting.

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    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Left side is my acid reflux, right side is my shoulder, and my back gives me back pain.

    It does help to close your eyes, Cosmo.

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    Loijen  about 13 years ago

    My noisy neighbors keep my nights from being too pleasant.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.

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    rockngolfer  about 13 years ago

    “The ceiling needs painting” is what his girlfriend said and is the reason he is single.

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    TexTech  about 13 years ago

    Now how does one of those silly hats on your head help you sleep? (Just kidding.)

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Nostril

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    pbarnrob  about 13 years ago

    A good brisk walk (unless he’d rather fly) might help him sleep; just stay awake ’til you get all the way home!

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    oldpine52  about 13 years ago

    A couple of hydrocodones sometimes work for me.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Get into bed and start reading Moby Dick.

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