Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 31, 2012

I think I’ll eat my diet.

I’m on two diets. I find I don’t get enough food on one.

If he watched his diet, rather than eating it, he might actually lose some of that weight.

I spent two weeks virtually locked up in a free-treat store.You know how it’s proved you can gain thirty pounds in a month of three times a day at mcdee?

It’s a good thing my experiment was only two weeks. I couldn’t have WALKED out in a month.

cap: Thus making both the fence post tasty and a possible high-fiber diet? Even spell checker does not catch all errors?

I am a light eater myself I only eat with the lights on

I am also a see food eater I see food I eat it

His diet DOES consist of anything slower than him.

yeah, i had a cousin that had one of those tattoos: “Born to Loose”. how apt.