Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 17, 2012

. . . like they say when it’s cold . . . use layers . . .

The only birds that need sunblock are plucked ones.

Cosmo ran out of pluck.

Duh!

Aren’t most of these birds ducks? They already have waterproofing oil on their feathers.

Drink it.

I saw a report the other day that the FDA is considering banning SPF numbers above 30. Apparently, once you get past 30, the effectiveness levels off, so anything higher than 30 is a marketing gimmick. Apparently, SPF 15 blocks 93% of UV rays, but SPFs 30, 45 and 60 all block 96%.

It changed the taste, so most Jewish mamas went back to the old way.

Ahhh forget the sunscreen…you need the vitamin D!!

With this heat wave that everyone’s been suffering with, don’t you all wish you could be tubing, too ?

Logic.

we ducks use 10w30 or 10w40….that’s why people have the saying ""it’s just water off a duck’s back "….

The bird needs sunblock. Only in the comics. :-)