Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 26, 2013

Those are odd looking tomatoes.

I suppose this is some kind of convoluted “joke” about how the soil in the tubs got so dry that the tomatoes died and prickly pear somehow grew instead. Otherwise it’s gibbering lunacy. Take your pick.

The tomatoes who model are always juicier.

PhotoShop strikes again.

Results may vary.

Did it ever occur to you Cosmo, that you may have purchased the WRONG SEEDS by MISTAKE?!?

you say tomatoes I say tomatoes you say potatoes I say potatoes

Professional vegetables … cast of Jersey Shore?

But it worked in the commercial.. The analogy to professional models is quite accurate.

Professional vegetables? You mean like G.W. Bush?

@Bruno ZeigertsMust be a North American thing.. Or have one of our vegetables migrated north… Mebe some of yours migrated south. I wonder if we can ship them to South America?

@oldman2013Personally, I say maters and taters