Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 11, 2014

Doesn’t matter. Whatever it was, it’s your fault.

You’re Supposed to know that ahead of time! ;)

We have all been there….

“What did I do? "“If you don’t know then I’m not going to tell you.”

Had a coworker like that. Nobody could figure out what set her off.

Here’s my solution: don’t get married.

Except for the bar and the beer and the being married the guy looks like me at thirty. Okay, and the beak…

You can’t win.My wife called me and said bring home some 7-Up. I bought 7-Up and took it home and put it on the kitchen table. She said, “Where’s the ginger ale”?

Never had this problem with my bride..She just grabs her car keys, and leaves; of course, she always comes back… so far!

About the comic: ROTFL

Sad that this is so true and so wrong of the wife!

Mackenzie FTW — he shoots, he scores.

I AM the Captain of my Ship. .

And I have the Admiral’s permission to say so!

If a tree falls in the forest, is the man still wrong? Oh, I thought so…

Yep. That’s how to get the last word.