Old age: When you can remember you used to have sex nearly every day, but you can’t remember why.
old age = what you are rewarded with when you have somehow managed to live for a few decades.
Pluggers, meet Shoe
Shoe, meet Pluggers…
i have both – what do i do?
(another deciding point is when hair stops growing on your head but does real well in your ears)
…sorry
Hilarious!
And then there is Fish on the program Barney Miller
Barney Miller: [sees Fish limping] What’s the matter with your foot?
Fish: Gout.
Barney Miller: Rich cooking, huh?
Fish: No. Poor cooking, but rich food.
Rick McKee
lazydude41 over 9 years ago
Old age: When you can remember you used to have sex nearly every day, but you can’t remember why.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
old age = what you are rewarded with when you have somehow managed to live for a few decades.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Pluggers, meet Shoe
Shoe, meet Pluggers…
KEA over 9 years ago
i have both – what do i do?
(another deciding point is when hair stops growing on your head but does real well in your ears)
…sorry
MrsSnape over 9 years ago
Hilarious!
boldyuma over 9 years ago
And then there is Fish on the program Barney Miller
Barney Miller: [sees Fish limping] What’s the matter with your foot?
Fish: Gout.
Barney Miller: Rich cooking, huh?
Fish: No. Poor cooking, but rich food.