Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 12, 2015

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    Maybe he’s a no account.

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    emjaycee  over 9 years ago

    As long as my birth certificate does not have an expiration date in indelible ink.

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    Here's Waldo  over 9 years ago

    He stayed single.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    I don’t think it was an option when I was born…

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    What? Me worried ?  over 9 years ago

    My answer to that question is "the good die young "! Which means I have a ways to go yet !

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    jancyclops  over 9 years ago

    My favourite answer to this sort of question was the woman who put her longevity down to her “decision [X] years ago to get off the Titanic.”

    I think the quote is from the Boston Globe but it’s a long time since I heard the story.

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