A man once reported to the Sheriff that he was in an accident with a car full of lawyers. The Sheriff asked “Where are they now?”The man replied, “I buried them.”The sheriff shouts, “What! They could have still been alive!”“Well they kept saying they were Sheriff,” replied the man, “but you know how them fellers lie.”
Question: You are in a sealed up room with a starving tiger, a huge crocodile and a lawyer, and you have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?Answer: Shoot the lawyer twice.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
This has been done on Breaking Bad already. Saul is a Criminal Lawyer.
k9mac over 9 years ago
i like that one!
IndyMan over 9 years ago
Them or realtors ! ! ! !
Prey over 9 years ago
A criminal lawyer normally represents minor criminals, a corporate lawyer on the other hand …
paul GROSS Premium Member over 9 years ago
more of a tautology like crooked politician
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
What is the difference between Cthulhu and a lawyer ?
Cthulhu will treat you a lot better !
Kerovan over 9 years ago
A man once reported to the Sheriff that he was in an accident with a car full of lawyers. The Sheriff asked “Where are they now?”The man replied, “I buried them.”The sheriff shouts, “What! They could have still been alive!”“Well they kept saying they were Sheriff,” replied the man, “but you know how them fellers lie.”
William Taylor over 9 years ago
Question: You are in a sealed up room with a starving tiger, a huge crocodile and a lawyer, and you have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?Answer: Shoot the lawyer twice.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
What do you have with a couple dozen lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start…-What do you have with two or three lawyers bobbing and weaving on the surface?
Not enough concrete…
Ok Bruno, I know this is two; but who is counting?
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new car.…What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.…If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
Who cares?
groon2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
What do you get if you shot 10 lawyers a day? A good start!
bfhimes over 9 years ago
Anyone else think the attorney looks like Melvin Belli?
Robert Sushak over 9 years ago
an example of poetic justice:a defense attorney is the victim of a crime.
the borg over 9 years ago
right on perfect lol