Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 28, 2015

But unfortunately, they indicted a ham sandwich.

Very high tone.

at least the judge is not going to harp on the case……and why do we use that phrase anyway?

I hope he took good notes.

I don’t know. But I heard the judge was upright and that the prosecutor would be sharp, Also, I understand that the defendant’s alibi fell flat.

Gallows humor perhaps…

All we need now is a tone-deaf judge.

They might award treble damages.

Who was the “key” witness?

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy…