‘Tis dreaded chick flick time againAnd we must bear it with a grinFor Brooklyn girlfriends haven’t “loint”To favor movies with a POINTExplosions, stabbings far and wideAnd innards taking peeks outside(Just now, there’s couples nearly partingAt comedies that lack all farting)These chick flick films, five hankie weepersTurn all us boyfriends into sleepers(Or, sometimes turn us into peepersFor very often, goodness knowsWe check out chicks in OTHER rowsThough onscreen “action” will fatigue usLive-action girls will e’er intrigue us)
Then after endless boring hoursWe get rewarded: we get OURS!
Reppr Premium Member about 9 years ago
Where, oh where, is there a movie theater with good nachos?
rshive about 9 years ago
So the movie had “redeeming social value.”
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
Well I’m glad the effort wasn’t wasted.
Linguist about 9 years ago
Nothin’ like stale cheese nachos and a chick flick ! That’s really how I want to spend my evening.
Godfreydaniel about 9 years ago
“Tis Dreaded Chick Flick Time Again”
‘Tis dreaded chick flick time againAnd we must bear it with a grinFor Brooklyn girlfriends haven’t “loint”To favor movies with a POINTExplosions, stabbings far and wideAnd innards taking peeks outside(Just now, there’s couples nearly partingAt comedies that lack all farting)These chick flick films, five hankie weepersTurn all us boyfriends into sleepers(Or, sometimes turn us into peepersFor very often, goodness knowsWe check out chicks in OTHER rowsThough onscreen “action” will fatigue usLive-action girls will e’er intrigue us)
Then after endless boring hoursWe get rewarded: we get OURS!
gaslightguy about 9 years ago
Low body count, I take it.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
I guess it all depends upon your priorities. After all of his failed marriages, he only looking for a good meal.