Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 27, 2016

Stick to algebra, Skyler. It’s easier to understand…

“Herstory” has an actual Wikipedia article. Skyler’s on to something.

Someone needs an etymology lesson, or ten….

A long-debated question.

Herstory is exaggerated, my story is fact.

And why aren’t the storms with male names called himicanes?

Because I wear a beard, why am I described as hirsute and not hisute ?

I remember telling a girl in my high school class she had alge in her bra!

Because it’s usually the womans’ fault that a man gets a hernia!

asteroids?

Women can get hernias. Not as often as men (BTDT) but it happens.

…and a race horse who can’t produce offspring has had a horsterectomy.

Not any more, he don’t!