He’s in deep doo-doo now.
His whole life flushed before his eyes.
What a pissah.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I had a friend, who owned a very successful porta-let and septic business.
He always said, that what smelled like sh*t to us, smelled like money to him.
His septic trucks had signs painted on them that said: " Satisfaction guaranteed or double your sewage back ! "
In So CA, there’s a port-a-john company called United Sanitation. Their slogan was “If you have to go, go United”.
I got fired from the tractor factory. They sent me a John Deere letter…
He wasn’t fired — he was (rhymes with “quit”)-canned!
“Nya, no big deal…. my salary had a lid on it anyhow.”
Who cares, it was a crappy job anyway.
When I was in the army I received a letter that began “Dear John, Since we both know you’re name isn’t John, by now you know what this letter is about.”
Rick McKee
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
He’s in deep doo-doo now.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
His whole life flushed before his eyes.
Pocosdad over 7 years ago
What a pissah.
tracerbullet over 7 years ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Linguist over 7 years ago
I had a friend, who owned a very successful porta-let and septic business.
He always said, that what smelled like sh*t to us, smelled like money to him.
His septic trucks had signs painted on them that said: " Satisfaction guaranteed or double your sewage back ! "
JanLC over 7 years ago
In So CA, there’s a port-a-john company called United Sanitation. Their slogan was “If you have to go, go United”.
phlash over 7 years ago
I got fired from the tractor factory. They sent me a John Deere letter…
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
He wasn’t fired — he was (rhymes with “quit”)-canned!
cheap_day_return over 7 years ago
“Nya, no big deal…. my salary had a lid on it anyhow.”
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago
Who cares, it was a crappy job anyway.
pschearer Premium Member over 7 years ago
When I was in the army I received a letter that began “Dear John, Since we both know you’re name isn’t John, by now you know what this letter is about.”