Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 17, 2017

They’re making a lot of things elderproof.

To get a better grip it helps to put a rubber band on the lid.

I’ve noticed the same thing myself.

And they print stuff smaller and less clear than they used to.

potato chip bags are definitely using stronger sealing

Buzz is like me, the older he gets, the more he’s losing his grip !

And the “music” (read noise) gets more and more obnoxious.

And you need a chainsaw to open plastic wrapping.