One way or no way.
I don’t recall if the story was apocryphal or not, but there was once an airline whose motto was “We usually land on time,” and an ad for them accidentally left out the “on time” . . .
I used to fly exclusively with Origami Airlines…until they folded.
Guaranteed to make it all the way to the scene of the accident.
Sounds like the Russian airlines Aeroflot.
If you weren’t into prayer before flying on Aeroflot, you would be by the time you landed !
Yes, they’re that bad !!
…and after the plane goes down they send an Aeroflotilla to pick you up.
Goodwin Airlines: “Any landing you can walk away from, is a Goodwin.”
If they start singing Finlandia, start praying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDXNHPeRB0k
or it could be The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (And Storm Door Co.)
plus, they let you forage in the aisles for your meal…
Rick McKee
Superfrog over 7 years ago
One way or no way.
mamajock.kimi over 7 years ago
I don’t recall if the story was apocryphal or not, but there was once an airline whose motto was “We usually land on time,” and an ad for them accidentally left out the “on time” . . .
PICTO over 7 years ago
I used to fly exclusively with Origami Airlines…until they folded.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 7 years ago
Guaranteed to make it all the way to the scene of the accident.
Linguist over 7 years ago
Sounds like the Russian airlines Aeroflot.
If you weren’t into prayer before flying on Aeroflot, you would be by the time you landed !
Yes, they’re that bad !!
Here's Waldo over 7 years ago
…and after the plane goes down they send an Aeroflotilla to pick you up.
dutchs over 7 years ago
Goodwin Airlines: “Any landing you can walk away from, is a Goodwin.”
zeexenon over 7 years ago
If they start singing Finlandia, start praying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDXNHPeRB0k
KEA over 7 years ago
or it could be The Grace L. Ferguson Airline (And Storm Door Co.)
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
plus, they let you forage in the aisles for your meal…