Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 18, 2018

all i can say is: the feathers are gonna fly!

Better than my uncle. His will said, “To my nephew John, who said I’d never remember him in my will, hello John!”

By the time it’s all said and done, it’s all going to the lawyer anyway

I love the lawyer’s name!

He couldn’t decide who to give the money to, so he took a pole.

" … plus $130,000 in exchange for her silence."

Amber got around.

RSHIVE, it was not the FACT that she got around, it was the WAY she got around the pole.

Shades of Anna Nicole Smith!

Is Amber Polish?

There’s a lot of pole dancers who go by “Amber.” You’re going to have to be more specific.

Better than leaving it to the cat!

There is a humorous print made many years ago called “Opening the Will” where the smiling lawyer is pointing towards an attractive young woman and her young family while the obviously strait-laced family members stand aghast and a portrait of the deceased man leers at them from down the hall.