Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 20, 2018

I guess that makes me an optimist.

A negative is better than no blood at all.

O!

He had a full glass of optimism. But he then lost half of it. He then pessimistically figured that it would never be full again.

Some folks, they call me a pessimist.

They say I aught to make the best of this

Well, maybe I am a pessimist.

That’s somthin’ I wouldn’t know.

But here’s somethin’ I do know,

And I’ll tell you right now,

I’m milkin’ the wrong end

Of this ole cow.

That s..ts all got to go !

I’m gonna build me a bar

In the back of my car

And drive myself to drink !

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from So You Think That You’ve Got Troubles

O, are you positive? Personally, I’d rather B negative

But all of Shoe’s five ex-wives were optimists…..at least for a little while!

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That’s whythe blood bank loves me.

Now I know why I’m called a pessimist, I’m both O- and CMV-. Blood banks love me though, even if no one else does!