Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 21, 2018

This reminds me of a Swedish bartender named Lars Torders.

Hope it’s closed casket and open bar.

And his cousin Benny Hill will be hosting the Wake.

I’ll pass. I’ll be sloshed by then.

I guess we’d call it Benny the Bartender’s Wake (up call) ?

Benny said, “Just Prop me up next to Jukebox.”

The Irish would put a wee drop out of the bottle on the grave. All I want to know is can I filter it through my kidneys first?