Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 26, 2018

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    In Soviet Russia you enter checkpoint. In America checkpoint enter you.

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    A terminal disease?

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    J Short  almost 7 years ago

    It might put an end to dating.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    See no evil. Grope no evil? And hear no complaints?

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    TSA’s got it down pat !

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    No kidding, I got a full body pat down because my sweater had metallic threads in it!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 7 years ago

    I was kind of hoping women would turn the tables and start groping men. I wouldn’t mind.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “And why you don’t charge for that strip search I’ll never know…”

    …………..June Wheeler, Night Court
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    Airbender  almost 7 years ago

    I got pat searched a few days ago by TSA. The agent was very careful to tell me exactly what he had to do so I wouldn’t be surprised or offended. I cracked him up when I told him I was a retired cop and was taught that if I didn’t offend the subject, I hadn’t searched him right. You can’t be timid when “frisking” a subject and yes, I often found contraband or weapons where the subject thought I wouldn’t check.

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