Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 08, 2018

That one is so bad I can smell it.

One word: Grooooaaaannn!

So I see…

I heard that the salt spray hurts his eyes. He went there optimistically but now he’s misty optically.

Yeah, he has his own little eye-land.

Calls it Eastman Kodiak.

But the fighting habits of the sockeye salmon give him lots of customers…

Makes fisheye lenses, too. And not out of plastic…

He can bear his soul to the 20 hour days in the summer. And see all the stars to his snowy delight in the 20 hour winter nights.

groan

Ah, he’s gone to the Bering See.

I heard he’s Bering to sea through the spray….

This sort of thing is best left to Frank and Ernest, you expect it there.

he had to leave town after falling in the lens grinder and making a spectacle of himself.

Fabulous comments everyone!

He likes the seclusion in that optical Aleutian! ;o\

Shades of Stephan Pastis!

She should have seen that one coming.

There are also islands in southern Alaska, Juneau.