Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 26, 2019

Cosmo, why do you think you’re a patient? You need patience.

Microsoft moments?

Or maybe the two minute warning in football given 15 minutes before the game ends.

even worst Doctor time.

Dr. time and hospital time are not like real time.

LUV the nurse’s color-coordinated eye shadow. . .

How two it is.

Could be worse, baseball. Or much — much worse, golf.

Ever notice there are no clocks in medical facilities?

Football minutes are the longest! Proof is it takes three plus hours for about 12 minutes of actual play.

And there in a nutshell is one reason I can’t watch basketball. (Also the seemingly infinite number of timeouts each team gets and the constant stoppages to shoot free throws)

Worse – two minutes of “billing time”…

I always bring a book or a couple magazines to the doctor’s office for precisely this reason.

In the last Toronto Raptors, Milwaukee Bucks game, the last 7.9 seconds was an eternity.

Cathy, November 27, 1988

2 minutes with each team having 2 TO’s = AUGH!!!

And that’s why I won’t watch sports college, professional or otherwise.