Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 31, 2019

Now that indeed is the definition of scary!

He must have dated my ex.

I wonder what sort of protection the Bogeyman would use on a date with her then?

Never sleep with anyone scarier than yourself…

Sound like she is one of those blowup dolls.. kept under the bed instead of the closet makes it handier

Maybe he was dating Jen from Liberty Meadows. Gorgeous as she is, she is really scary….

Sometimes those scary ones are the most fun !!! lol

Used to be, you’d see bogeys at two-o’clock.

About 1962 I was in Grade 8. It was about -20℉. One of the teachers ACCOSTED a girl who had hung around in the washroom to avoid her. She had put on winter pants to avoid freezing outdoors: The old bat was ranting about how girls were forbidden to wear pants on school property. [The girl had been following her mother’s explicit instructions.] They were right at the head of the stairs and I recall thinking that the world would be a better place if the old bat ‘fell’ down the stairs. → In hindsight I’d guess she had post menopause Toxic B. Syndrome.

That’s also a Chuck Norris joke…

The offended good looking one is always guilty in murder mysteries.

Good one !

I’ve had a high eye correction my whole life. Too many mornings I’ve been thankful for the fact that I couldn’t see 2 feet past my nose without glasses.

and he checks his closet for good measure…