Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 24, 2021

Valid

Now I’m going to have to hit IMDb to find that movie.

Further moral decay and the dissolution of the holy state of matrimony.

Here in Canuckistan we legalized gay marriage 20 years ago. Come here for a couple of days and get hitched. Trouble was to get a divorce you had to be a resident for a year

Wasn’t that a movie?

Sounds like a lack of Fun and Happiness and Good-Times.

Dogs and cats living together…

Let everyone marry—no problem—why should straight people have all the misery?

marriage was originally a contract for two families to share resources to raise the next generation, and support the current one. Love had little to do with it, although getting along with each other made it all go more smooothly.

“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”—Kinky Friedman

An insignificant improvement to the gene pool…

More money for lawyers.

Why marry at all? Just find someone you cannot stand to be with and give her your house.

Now, who said that?

Logical; one follows the other.

After your child-rearing years only a fool or a gold digger would get married.

Well…THIS is behind the times!

Bridezilla is nothing compared to gay divorcezilla.

When the anti-gay marriage folks start complaining about that is always my response. Gay marriage = gay divorce.

But it’s true!

Now that’s funny.

Wow! He final got something right.

Obviously. Marriage lead to divorces, sir.