Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 10, 2021

The high cost of…..breakfast.

Scrambled? I’d prefer them baconed.

Doesn’t that constitute both infanticide and cannibalism in one stroke?

lol

Seems weird that a bird wants to eat the unborn offspring of another bird!

For politicians on an expense account add a zero

15 bucks for breakfast is expensive…?

Eggs…chicken abortions. Appetizing innit?

Don’t seagulls eat others eggs

Trust but verify.

Wow! Not only do you get three eggs and juice for $15, but they’ll even COOK the eggs to order! This competitive news will rock my diner’s world!

I can’t believe all the Millennials posting here thinking that eggs sold in restaurants and grocery stores are “embryos”, “unborn offspring”, “chicken abortions”, et cetera. THEY ARE NOT FERTILE. They are just “eggs.”

Eggshellent observation, Cosmo.

Next time, Egg McMuffin.

$15 for three eggs? Ostrich?

…and bring me a magnifying glass so I can find the juice glass.

In the original version of this old joke, the diner was a Scotsman.

Original? Maybe not.

Might have been a Gaul.

Or Samaritan.

It could be a very old joke.