Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 10, 2021

Sounds like the story of my life. But it isn’t fortunately.

Wouldn’t you like me to give you…..the Biz?

Extended warranty?

Spare tire included.

Good quality endurance and experience. To paraphrase an old watch commercial, “The Biz takes a licking and still keep on ticking.”

By my birthday this year, I’ll have two new hips and two new eyes.!

the only place he’s running is his nose…

In my father’s nursing home, women outnumbered men by 10 to 1. Any man who was mobile and of sound mind were highly pursued. If they had money, it could get interesting.

Fix him upper?

Not sure if he’s looking for love or for money.

Eleven years ago I had a hip replaced and back surgery. Five and 6 years ago 1/3rd of colon removed and shoulder reattached. Last year the other hip replaced and back surgery. All of which run in the family. When I am reincarnated, I will do a better job of picking my parents with much better genes. At least I know what to look out for, what not to worry about, surgery methods in the last 11 years have greatly improved and two orthopedic surgeons(same as 11 years ago) who are among the best in the country. So am counting my blessings and feel better than I have in a long time.

With an extended warranty, perhaps?

At 74, the only parts of me that aren’t original are teeth, and I still have all my other original components except hair. By 96, who knows? (If I even live that long)

He’s in better shape than Cosmo’s DeSoto.

Any leaks?

Biz needs to open his ad with, “Well-heeled male” if he expects to get any replies.

At least he’s not putting down, “Needs an occasional jump start.”.

Sounds like he’s selling an old used car

No licking until herd immunity !