Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 14, 2021

Yeah, I’ve had a few of those….

Clever pun, but cat scans are easy … I can do it on my back. :-)

I hate MRI’s.

Would it help if you could just get a CAT Quick Peek?

Would an Ultrasound keep the CAT away?

It’s what’s inside a person that really counts.

“Catscan? I can’t afford that. My insurance won’t cover it. Can I get a kitten scan instead?”

If only we had healthcare plans instead of wealth care plans.

what most worries the hospital is whether he’ll cough up for the bill…

Catty much? Wait until he gets the bill for the Lab test.

I just got a quick cat scan. But, she’s found the food dish more interesting.

what happens after colonoscopy?

If people enjoyed CAT scans, they would have them at county fairs.

The secret is to sleep through it.