Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 21, 2021

That’s the WORST kind of problem!

The sign should have said, “No Vacancies.”

Just leave the ‘Morning After Pill’ for the six-legged pests?

Cockroaches must be Christians. They certainly go forth and multiply.

when we walked into our room at the posh hotel in bali and saw all the geckos and oversized roaches on the walls we were surprised. nobody had told us it was a time share…

Hmm. Are the kid cockroaches married too?

NOT, a 5-star rating for the ’Center Valley Motor Lodge ! ! ! !

Must have been the Helmsley Hotel.

Professor, don’t step on them. The out of town relatives will come for the funeral too.

Thank Heaven for small favors.

Lived in the tropics for a few years, lots of roaches. It was so cute when we came back from vacation, the little things came running out to greet us! Never did get used to those big ones, though.

I like that line and I hope that I NEVER get a chance to use it……

Given that Cosmo is an osprey, isn’t that a good thing? All those free snacks…

I decided not to go back for high school reunion after reading the reviews of the local motels. Did not want anything like that to get into my luggage and then find them all over my home after returning.

Time to get out your Roach Motel or travel size Raid!

Now that’s funny!