Seems like old Shoe has been on quite a run lately when it comes to the ladies. All bad of course, but at least he isn’t racking up any new alimony payments.
Reminds me of the trailer for a movie, a few decades ago: The male lead is shown entering a room while the voice-over says, “This man has a word for those who try to stop him.” Then the lead says flatly, “Don’t.”
Shoe is lucky, there are only two species of birds that can actually smell scents (one is a buzzard). So, if he keeps his mouth (or bill) shut he should be okay!
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s a salty thing to say…..
Superfrog over 2 years ago
Adding a little spice to the relationship.
StephenRice over 2 years ago
So romantic! It makes me want to cry!
nosirrom over 2 years ago
The restraining order wasn’t strong enough?
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
Hey, that’s not too bad. Could have been lead spray
Imagine over 2 years ago
She really knows how to turn a guy on.
rshive over 2 years ago
Hopefully a big can.
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
An unfortunate fact that I read somewhere. Birds have very poor sense of smell. So I don’t think that the pepper spray will do much good for her.
SmallMeadow over 2 years ago
She’s really hot!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 2 years ago
You know, it’s a long bar. You don’t have to sit so close.
kenharkins over 2 years ago
What is it about a male wanting to share affection and pleasure with a female that makes her angry?
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wise woman.
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Priceless
SofaKing over 2 years ago
I seem to recall Shoe takes place in fictional East Virginia, it must be fictional because Shoe can smoke cigars in the bar.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Soon to be incorporated into the lineup of a major perfume company under the name “No!”
tiomax over 2 years ago
Is she one of them there Spice Girls?
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
We need to know if Shoe spoke to her first, or she just set him up to knock him down without provocation.
paranormal over 2 years ago
Run Shoe run!!!
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Seems like old Shoe has been on quite a run lately when it comes to the ladies. All bad of course, but at least he isn’t racking up any new alimony payments.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago
“…and restraining orders.”
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Give that Horney bird a dose, maybe two just to be sure.
DHBirr over 2 years ago
Reminds me of the trailer for a movie, a few decades ago: The male lead is shown entering a room while the voice-over says, “This man has a word for those who try to stop him.” Then the lead says flatly, “Don’t.”
Homerville Premium Member over 2 years ago
But if you were rich, it would be “Come-to-momma” spray.
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
Shoe: “All I said was……..”
oakie817 over 2 years ago
ba dum tss
tee929 over 2 years ago
Shoe is lucky, there are only two species of birds that can actually smell scents (one is a buzzard). So, if he keeps his mouth (or bill) shut he should be okay!