Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 07, 2022

Lay down on the couch, and we’ll talk this over…..

I prefer to date alone. It’s half the price, and none of the aggravation

That’s what the second date is for.

easy easy

Then it drops to memorable.

She could have dated Woody Woodpecker. See how that would have worked out?

Ouch. Double Ouch.

hypnosis might help…

If she forgets, she might repeat this mistake.

See if you can get into a psilocybin study.

Be glad that a woman with such a harsh tongue dropped you, Shoe. Those kinds of people have their own ‘reward’.

Remember the updated adage, “Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.” You’re lucky it only cost you a night out to find out.

Cosmo, I think she’s just playing hard to get.

ba dum tss