Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 17, 2022

He will never be on “Dancing With The Stars”…..

The stroke of midnight?

Dancing in the dark ( 88 live ) bruce springsteen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfk0uMLhXqY

Like Elaine on Seinfeld, WOW can she dance….

…. something tells me he was o break dance session

Always shut the curtains first.

Caring neighbor — scarce these days.

St. Vitus’ Dance, perhaps?

There is the square-dance. And the waltz. And a parcel of more dances are around. Was this supposed to be a dance of Life?

Sadly, dancing seems to require at least some coordination. A quality that I have (and apparently so does Cosmo) in short supply.

Cosmo’s chicken dance is for the birds.

While doing sit-ups in a park, an old lady offered to help, thinking that I had fallen and couldn’t get up.

Count me in too!!!

Seeing his seizure almost sent them into a seizure.

At least his neighbor cares.

Come on, Cosmo. Why were you trying to do The Flamenco?!!

Is that what a stroke looks like???

Aw, I thought this might be a Guy Clark reference. But I guess it’s more likely the pop song that stole his lyric. I got to get off this LA freeway…

Then there is that balding guy doing the pointing disco dance on the ads for “The Hair Club for Men”. Which seems like an unfair choice for ridicule since he does seem to be enjoying his dance and therefore probably does not need a “rug” to be happy.

Cosmo wasn’t having a stroke…he just had “boogie fever”!

“Cosmo Travolta…”

Don’t forget the “Safety Dance”!