Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 21, 2023

Boy, the cost of living is skyrocketing…..

For a coma, I’ll give you half of it for $9.25

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve had a few of those. Still alive. So much for truth in advertising.

Drop it on your feet. It will leave you coma toes.

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Either way, it’ll put you in a coma.

Yes, but you don’t get the discount coupon for the emergency room expenses.

I seem to remember Agatha Christie’s “A Murder is Announced” featured the housekeeper making a Death by Chocolate cake.

Oh, yumm!

I’d have to stop at heartburn. Can I get a doggie bag please?

Given Cosmo’s girth, death by chocolate for him should only be about $1.98.

“This Brownie Might Kill You!”

Cosmo seeks to obtain reduced effects.