Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 22, 2023

What, you don’t like flowers?…..pretty soon they will grow on you.

Then Biz’s GPS has too much AI forecasting capability.

I think Biz’s GPS is channeling a scary horror movie of the same name—-Final Destination.

The GPS has the wrong info about my location. People end up lost and have to call for directions.

A GPS with a deadly sense of humor.

Why, did it take you to the Odd Fellows Cemetery? Did you want to go to the Masons instead. They are a secret location and would be mortified if GPS knew about them. It would jar them a bit I would think.

EVERYBODY has a final destination…

It could be his final destination. He just arrived (many years) too early.

That was a near death experience.

Oh! The horror!

That could upset anybody, Cosmo, even VERY ‘low-key’, you ! ! !

Cosmo – buy that man a drink!

His GPS is either lobbying for an extended rest, or not taking into account that without Biz, no batteries.

well, technically…

OH!

Everybody’s gotta go sometime.

Nobody gets out of here alive…with two exceptions. Enoch and Elijah never physically died because God transported them to heaven.

That’d make be a bit jittery, too.

ah yes – buried treasure

There’s a right way into the cemetery…

Biz makes a grave mistake!

Gotta read the signs, to double-check the GPS. In this case, you might want to pay attention to the one that says “Dead End.”

Reminds me of the mortician I knew. Named Digger O’dell. Every time he had to leave he would say…I’ll be shovelling off now…

I once saw a hearse with a license plate that said “6FT 2GO”.

The GPS was right, well at least it will eventually be right.