Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 10, 2023

You do that voodoo that you used to do…..

Never thought of that. Hmmm. Interesting.

So Madame Zoo-Doo sells Voo-doo!

But probably not by the Loo door!

i need that

If only that would work.I love my wife. She’s beautiful, smart and spoils the hell out of me.But can’t give a back rub worth a darn…

That’s a great idea, Cosmo. Make me one, too.

Looking for some love potion #9 (or perhaps #10, since I had so much fun)

If only!

That would be a good use for a voodoo doll.

If you’re lucky, Cosmo, that’s all he’ll do.

Even with the supernatural, technology is just a tool, as evil or as virtuous as those who use it.

Did you hear about the guy who went to an acupuncturist, and when he came home, is voodoo doll was dead?

(Stolen from a British comedian who specializes in one-liners. I’d give his name, but I forgot. But you can find him on Youtube. Just watch all the British TV comedy shows until you find it.)

In one of Terry Pratchett’s novels, a voodoo practitioner attacked a witch. The witch proved that the connection between her and the doll worked both ways: she stuck her hand into a fire, and the doll burst into flames. The voodoo expert realized she was dealing with a stronger power than her own.

that’s semi-brilliant

Can I get mine made of modeling clay ? I’d like to do some reshaping.

Massage in a bod-doll.

Genius.

You don’t need voodoo, you need hoodoo, and the hoo are Vietnam massage parlours in Anaheim CA, they’ll do more than a back rub, I’ve been told…

Interesting take……