Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 11, 2023

But he’s sleeping on his left wing.

I’m from FL and I’m so tired of woke! Can I send somebody a governor? I’ll pay the shipping

Like they say…. “Go woke, go broke”. (Just ask A. B.)

I woke up suddenly terrified I’m late for work.

I opened my eyes and chilled…..I’m at work.

There’s no other kind of newspaper worth having.

Now that’s the meaning of woke I can understand.

Well, Cosmo at least has a talent for stacking paper.

Newspapers are supposed to be all about facts, not opinions. And if you ever find one like please let me know.

If Cosmo is not careful, he’s going to end up in Shoe’s trashcan.

You tell him Shoe !!

In my experience, the people who complain about “woke” the most can’t even give a coherent definition of what it is or how it’s bad.

The said newspaper would be a coloring book.

Woke sucks

Thank goodness!