Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 15, 2023

In that case, give us a tip on the stock market…..

They’re closing all the banks now. (They should move the banks to prisons, that’s where all the bankers will be soon.)

It bothers her more that nobody listens to her.

Hired by Jim Cramer, then Cathie Wood. Got fired. Settled for Fisher Investments…..trifecta.

She only moonlights as a fortune teller. Her day job is a meteorologist.

Same can be said about the ‘predictions’ of the MEDIA, as they almost always ‘qualify’ their ‘news’ headlines, with the words, "may’, ‘could’, ‘possible’, ‘might’, or another word that leaves them an out, when someone questions why FACT, and not ‘speculation’ is passed off as ‘news’.

Or honorary meteorologist

Will she have to change her name to Paul Krugman?

Was Krugman consulted for this strip?

“For now we see through a glass, darkly…”

And a certified meteorologist

Why doesn`t she win the lottery every week?

I remember once reading a comment that “if you took all the world’s economists and laid them end to end, they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion”.

If you laid all the economists in the world end to end, they still wouldn’t reach a conclusion.

…possibly a pollster for DeSensitive?

The Nobel Prize in Economics comes from the Sveriges Riksbank’s funds but is judged by the Nobel committee.

Madame ZooDoo is one of a long line of fortune tellers from the DooDoo Family…

She learned from TAE.