Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 20, 2024

I’ve grown accustomed to your face…..

Now she’s looking for someone to justify her investment.

“Well adjusted” doesn’t mean what it used to.

Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting…

I see a lot of new faces here today!!

I’m thinking about opening a plastic surgery center

I will call it “Pick Your Nose”

Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?

She looked really good afterworts.

My wife and I had dinner with a plastic surgeon friend. He told us about a time when he had to spend 10 hours re-attaching someone’s hand that had been clean severed at the wrist.

I told him, “When it was done, did you tell the patient that you were glad you could lend a hand?”

What do you call a model who undergoes plastic surgery?

A remodel.

Assfacia I thought was a different problem?

Phyllis Diller used to say that she had so many facelifts that she ended up with a beard.

Where was her face before she had the surgery?

Interesting imagery.

Will you offer butt lifts? No? Well, scratch that.

ba dum tss

The last face lift put her eyebrows above her forehead.

“You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” From SNL a long long time ago.

“Frannie”, aka, Joan Rivers.