Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 21, 2024

Pretend you’re George Clooney…..

Act unnaturally.

Muffy? Killed me, short for Muffin?

ouch…

Be yourself and get legal representation “me too” is a bee ach.

Never date a tennis player.

Love means nothing to them.

I invited my hot date to the gym for a training session, but she didn’t show up.

That’s when I knew that we weren’t going to work out.

I used to date a Welsh girl who had 32 D’s.

It was a ridiculously long name.

Why don’t librarians date coworkers?

Any time they try making plans they’re already booked.

Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

A gal said that she would never date Brendan Fraser.

Guy has some serious Mummy issues.

Why date a geologist?

Because they know what make the bedrock!

Seems obvious first law of all selling.

ba dum tss

‘Muffy’ know from personal experience after having ‘A" date with ’Cosmo’ ! ! !

There’s a lot of truth in what Muffy says. We wear a mask during that first date. Though on the first date of my last luv, I talked about myself mostly. I learned little about her from her. What I did learn about her I got from others and what they said of her wasn’t very complimentary. Over the time of our courtship, I leaned what they said was true.

• tell your date you identify as the sexiest g alive

Look for a lonely-looking “chick.”