Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 29, 2024

A new version of the 50-yard dash…..

I have 1 (one) Northern Cardinal that lives under the cart for my Blackstone on the patio…how can one bird poop so much?

Must have been a long date.

Hope he made it!

That’s some serious bladder issues.

OOF. Nominate that for worst date ever.

Don’t make fun of it; it’ll catch up with you sooner than you think.

I’d rather see Biz, but hearing about him will do. I think he’s dashing in every sense!

Getting old sucks, though it does beat the alternative.

I am dashing most days- – -too much to know!?

ba dum tss

He needs some adult diapers.