Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 04, 2024

You would be the captain of this shipwreck…..

What did Joseph Hazelwood say when the Exxon Valdez ran aground? “I said that I wanted a TANQUERAY on the rocks!”

Said the heel spur!

Never mind we already have someone sinking our ship.

He couldn’t captain a 10 foot jon boat.

“He’s all tip and no iceberg.”

Make America Batty Again

Best choice so far…..

A cold remark, Shoe.

That’s because he is supported by the bulk ice lobby.

A mistake of Titanic proportions.

More like the anchor.

Don’t we have enough trouble already?

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I don’t know why Belfry looks like better choice than Donald the Trumpet.

Time was that we used to elect a governor to be president. And then there were a few senators who made the post. All of them were thought to have experience in government. But, now, anyone who promises the world, makes a loud show of his worth and looks like a president, gets elected to the highest post in the land. He can even be a liar, thief, sex crazed womanizer, adulterer, did I say liar, yes, I think I did, phony billionaire, business failure, etc, etc, etc. But, that’s OK, he sounds presidential, so elect him, now and again.

Good zinger there, Shoe!

Shoetanic.

Biden and Trump, they couldn’t captain a toy ship in a bathtub.